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Susi rein to the elephant in the Parque Natural de Collserola

In an unprecedented move in modern history, the Barcelona's been released this week at the Elephant Nature Park Susi in Collserola.

The allusions to a possible deterioration in the mental health of the pachyderm had sparked a bitter controversy between those responsible for the Barcelona Zoo and some environmental organizations.

days ago, one caregiver said, "This animal is about 37, lives alone and gets bored so sovereign. It is soft, you stare, walking erratically and eats her own feces, but it is usual in these cases. I have a cousin who happens singles exactly the same and no cause for alarm in the family. "

a result of intensified protests by animal rights groups and a greater presence in the news media, local government partners have been discussing how to improve the quality of life of the elephant, reaching an unusual solution that has been carried out with the greatest of the sigils.

"We considered the option of transferring them to Sigean, safari zoo located in the south of France, where he was to be more at ease "says Jordi Portabella, ERC spokesman," but we felt that Susie put on a long road trip would be a cruel and painful for an animal that is not past his best. "

proboscidean The introduction of the Collserola Park, on the outskirts of Barcelona, \u200b\u200bwas made in secret to avoid media attention and protests by the locals.

Mayor Jordi Hereu said at a news conference that "unfortunately, the people who first laments the captivity of a bug in the zoo then complains greatly if you are lurking within fifty meters of their dustbins. We live in a very uncooperative. "

" Our municipal officers "continued Hereu," have calculated that Susi had to be released in the northwestern slope of the mountain, where some rustic villagers accustomed to the presence of wild beasts such as stray dogs, rabbits, squirrels and wild boar. "

When asked what will happen if the elephant causes damage to the properties of individuals living in the area, Ricard Gomà, second lieutenant Mayor for Social Action and Citizenship in the city council has said that "at most, the animal may trample some orchards, but since most of the residents often lack the relevant local permits, do not expect to receive too many complaints."

Gomà finished saying that "we've expected it to be a transitional problem, since the area where you drop to Susi presents a steep slope, we estimate that in less than a week the animal be down to the town of Sant Cugat del Vallés. From there, the brown one to eat it. "

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The naked truth

brainy After years of studies and careful observation on the ground, Jordi Hereu has come to an overwhelming conclusion: pretty girls do not practice nudity in the streets of Barcelona.

At best there is "a couple of hippies Harold tattooed on her whistle that walk around here," says Antonio, a Fine Arts degree in exercise statue on the Ramblas. "They are unsupportive, with the excuse that they do not carry anything on top, we never throw or a monedilla."

These and other reasons have made the present Socialist mayor, along with leaders of the opposition, a reform of the municipal ordinance in which a fine of not only those who go in Porretas but also people who practice The seminude, or pecholobismo torsonudismo.

"The most controversial are the nudists integral" a spokesman said yesterday the local police, "because there is no way to get your documentation. Well, once an individual self that took her, but I do not or tell you where it took. "

The eco-socialist and second deputy mayor, Richard Gomà, has stated that "I would tear their clothes if it was not immediately have a law enforcement officer next to reproach."

Popular Party considers that the legislation should be tightened further. Sources close to the popular leader Alberto Fernández Díaz indicate that present a motion requesting that the computers synchronized swimming and water polo club to wear a wetsuit to avoid unnecessary provocations.

Ciutadans in policy formation shown extreme concern and they will not be able to election campaigns to which we were accustomed.

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Blood Runs

This weekend marathon has been donating blood, this time under the inspiring motto "I ran the sang / Blood Runs." As in previous occasion, I signed into the website to reserve space and time.

Throughout the week I refrained from taking aspirin for a headache or flu for me cold budding, and that is cause for rejection by the medical staff for the admission of donors.

The latest donation was just three months ago, the minimum time set for me to return to puncture the vein, and in the last six months I have visited Libya, a country that does not require as prophylaxis a priori should not pose any problem.

not meet any of the other 45 conditions that could exclude me as a donor, among which include having visited the dentist within the past two weeks, being a drug addict, selling my body to change of money or have gone to Thailand to fornicate like crazy.

Total, which came to the Hospital de Sant Pau, ask a security guard by the bloody flag and get to the site. I do not know if it's the fact that the marathon is an extraordinary event and expected to attend sports celebrities and media, but I sense that the blood bank staff (women sixties with black rimmed glasses and dyed blonde) is something altered.

After confirming that I am pointed in the list , the first thing they ask me what size T is spending.

-Yo creo que a ti la L te va bien.

-Bueno, depende del fabricante. A veces es la L y a veces la XL. La tendría que ver, en todo caso.

-Ummm... es que no las podemos enseñar mucho porque a la gente que viene a donar y no está en la lista no se les da camiseta.

Y como si se tratara de un maletín con cocaína, de debajo del mostrador saca un sobre blanco tamaño DINA3, lo abre y me enseña discretamente el género.

-yeahhhh, this is the L and sure you do well.

Well, it's better not to argue with someone who is as old as my mother and probably its very low tolerance to take the opposite. Also I did not come for the shirt, so if I do well and it enchufaré someone.

stick with my donor card and invited me to sit in a row skay sofas that have have known better times. When my ass is sinking, almost touching the ground, reaching all comfortable position in which almost touch my kneecaps lobes ears. Discreetly, slid my buttocks to the seat beside him, praying for other than death trap.

One of the nurses goes ahead and ask me where my donor card.

"You're out of you.

-Ah.

And gives me again.

When the doctor comes out and makes me into his office. Asks me if I'm okay, if I had any previous problem, how weight, etc.. all of string and uninteresting, like when you read your rights.

I take the tension with a ultratecnológico device that does it all alone. The only but is that the pileup has a tendency to fantasize about the results, so the doctor has to make me stress again with a traditional blood pressure.

When I asked if I traveled out of Europe lately, I say yes, I've been in Libya in North Africa.

browlift.

- What did you have to vaccinate?

-No.

- some insect stung you?

"Yes, a mosquito bit me here in my hand. Well, I do not know if it was a mosquito or not but I left this Marquita see?

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raised eyebrow and laughed nervously.

- And when you were?

"At Christmas.

stands up, picks up a book you have to see the dangers and warnings for all countries and concludes:

-No data.

So get what I consider the worst point in the process of giving blood. Believe me or not, that's when you prick your finger to test the sedimentation.

It's like putting your hand in a mousetrap knowing with absolute certainty that they will get you and CLAC! prick kid you. Instead, when you introduce the syringe into his arm around is more sedate, you lie belly up, you prepare, you are told to breathe deeply, you rub a lot of times to sterilize the skin ... This does not. Trephining the finger you sitting in an office chair, the hard way, without preliminary or anything. CLAC! and celebration.

To make matters worse, the piercing is in a part of your body which then spends all day in contact with lots of things and the small wound at the end upset.

But why give him so many twists to this? you may ask. Because right after to get me a drop of blood by the method of the mousetrap, the doctor comes and asks me

-right but what Christmas day back from your trip?

-On January 3 Why?

"Oh, is that then you can not give blood. There's the Nile , and has to spend a period of one month to make the donation. It's something I always forget.

"But the Nile is in Egypt and I have been in Libya ...

-Ya, ya, it does not matter. Anyone who has traveled outside of Europe and Belarus believe, has to spend a month in quarantine. But he hopes to confirm it.

And to give greater credibility to the subject exits the office and re-enter.

"Yes, yes, confirmed: you can not give blood today, I'm sorry. Do you have already given the shirt?

Of course, the shirt will go directly to the category of pajama shirt. And the chick that could have played herself in English before Nile virus remember that in the face.

Goodnight.

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a claim against ETA communiques not broadcast in the language of the deaf

The statement issued today by ETA has not only been met with indifference by the English political class but has caused outrage from a group that feels marginalized: the deaf.

Concha Diaz Robledo, president of the National Confederation of English Deaf (CNSE) has filed a complaint against the terrorist group to "cast their audiovisual communications regardless of who is a part of the population who can not hear, preventing so we have access to a wide information while the rest of the citizenry. "

"With this fashion can not be masked even read the lips of the person who has read the text in Castilian," continued the applicant. "Let us think that since leaving three individuals in the video did not cost them anything to put the third to speak in sign language. What is it? To make up the numbers? ".

The First Deputy Prime Minister and Interior Minister Alfredo Perez Rubalcaba, offer unconditional support to the demand of CNSE." Everything is to add more years to condemn these thugs, "said this afternoon at a press conference.

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Purposes for the new year: start smoking

The day that Spain entered into force the new Anti-Tobacco Act, a server is smoking a shisha (hookah, shisha, hookah or water pipe) at a downtown coffee Tripoli gadafiano.

I'm not smoking but I have to admit that I enjoy this rebellious spirit and liberal and we caught the president Aznar when he said that of " who has told you the wine glasses I have or not I have to drink? let me drink them ... quiet. "

Because obviously, what will be next? "Prohibiting people to put up the bars? Or worse yet, what ban drugs?

Fortunately, the mayor of Valladolid, Francisco Javier León de la Riva, is an insightful and has managed such a timely discover government plot to suppress from the few little pleasures in life that you are walking into English: the glass of wine, tapas, football, Big Brother, flat toothpicks, gossip, the gratuitous insult, criticism , the ill, the poor envy the car, bleeding, paella, and a host of intellectual activities that would be possible to list but for reasons not come to mind I will not do.

But let's be practical. We must evolve, and admit that from now on smoking is going to be Chachi. Mogollon cool to go against, as were the tattoos before it became fashionable, only suitable for those who frequented the prison environment or the slums of sailors.

and must resort to the picaresque. One patient in the hospital Tres Cruces with cravings, found that if a chick riding big enough for him to come as the Ertzaintza, get up with her in jail, one of the few places where anti-smoking law allows give the nicotine habit, along with psychiatric centers and private clubs.

If you have not already ventured the mayor of Valladolid, which gives me over 2011 will be an exponential increase in openings of clubs and associations where previously the bareto lifetime. No wonder then that the home side opened the "Club of Friends of the tambourine and harpsichord [before Manolo Bar]" or "Sociedad de Utrera bird and pigeon [before Palomo house]."

Indeed. I just read on Wikipedia that the shisha is equally or more harmful than conventional snuff, "and that" acquired a high level of carbon monoxide in blood, even more than when inhaling a cigarette .

Tomorrow I leave.