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A command bursts into the room Mourinho and throws his body at sea

During the break the second leg of their Champions League semi-final between FC Barcelona and Real Madrid have been known for a special commando unit has entered a particularly violent in the hotel room which was the Coach Jose Mourinho for later kidnap Madrid coach.

alarm tripped when Aitor Karanka, White team coach, has stopped receiving SMS messages from Mourinho, which has caused some anxiety. Since the break, Chendo, the delegate from Real Madrid, has asked a translator to speak Catalan to call the hotel concentration whose owner is none other than former Blaugrana president Joan Gaspart.


The afternoon shift receptionist informed the delegate that "have arrived two gentlemen black taxis, or black, or painted black ... I have not been clear. Total, without saying good afternoon or anything like that have gone up and have heard a few shots. "

"There were fireworks, I'm sure because I have the first string to see if they had scored one of the two teams and the score was zero. Then have fallen with a large rolled carpet with a body inside. On that there have been very careful because an arm sticking out and hanging it shows a hurry, nervousness and what comes to be unprofessional. "

" have been uploaded to taxis but you would not start and have set fire, do not see why Anger has grabbed the driver, shouting as if the car was theirs. In short, we have had to tighten all the other vehicle and set the carpet on the ceiling, fastened with a octopus that, if not the same, very similar to what my husband bought in Akí. "

A logic question why he has not called the police, the receptionist explained that it has received a call of "up" indicating that "everything was in order and from that moment the world would be a better place."

Authorities have opened an investigation to locate the whereabouts of Jose Mourinho, it is several bottles of liquor cabinet and there are traces of boots on the quilt. The board of Real Madrid has also opened an investigation to find out what exactly happened with the coach.

An anonymous informant who used a voice distortion or had undergone a tracheotomy, sports daily Marca reported that Mourinho's body had been thrown into the waters of the port from one of the typical swallows that are characterized by a claim Barcelona tourist.

"If he's alive or not depends on your lung capacity, but for what I have understood, is a person who does not have much stamina," said the strange voice.

The prime minister, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, has decoupled itself from the controversy saying that the Blaugrana club recently withdrew membership card. "That's up to fans of football fans ... I mean, and should be resolved privately as adults who are supposed to."

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