Act I - Interior room.
Sunrise. Alarm clock. I get up, I have a meadita and I look in the mirror. I smile. Today will be a great day. It'll be a mess that does not know where it is inserted.
The advantage of having to go to the bank first thing in the morning is that at the time of day show floor more hostile in my grade. Also, I feel fresh, clear, perfectly capable of maintaining a tense but polite, distilling bile and kindness in equal measure.
Act II - Branch bank. A cashier at the counter, a customer and two unclassified scratching his ass in the office of director.
Paso double security door and entered the scene.
The client I have before me have cloned the card and have She made online purchases from the United States. Perfect to warm up the crowd at 8:15 am. Unfortunately, the bank can not do anything, put a complaint with the police, they feel much and blabla.
my turn.
"Good morning. Yesterday I went to buy a bond at a metro ticket machine and told me that the bank card had been disabled. I called the telephone support from Banco de Calafell and they said they had reported the loss. As I said no loss was reported then rectified and they told me it was a mistake. A bank error. Desbloqueéis come to that.
The cashier, who is a close relative of the Witch failure, I look over the rim of his glasses and says,
"Good morning. Yesterday I went to buy a bond at a metro ticket machine and told me that the bank card had been disabled. I called the telephone support from Banco de Calafell and they said they had reported the loss. As I said no loss was reported then rectified and they told me it was a mistake. A bank error. Desbloqueéis come to that.
The cashier, who is a close relative of the Witch failure, I look over the rim of his glasses and says,
"Oh, no. We can not unlock if you have been blocked.
"But if they have blocked by mistake ...
"Let's see, let your Denei.
I give it. Checks the data on the screen and confirms:
"Yes, is blocked por pérdida.
-Ya pues, ni se ha perdido ni se ha denunciado la pérdida.
-¿Entonces?
Y me remito al párrafo 5 del acto segundo.
-Ya. Pues te tendré que pedir una nueva. Hoy estamos a miércoles... el lunes la puedes venir a buscar.
-Y mientras tanto, me quedo sin tarjeta y sin poder sacar dinero, comprar, y todo porque alguien ha cometido un error.
"Well, if you need money and you tell me how much you want ...
to see see see ... Is giving me pocket money "as my mother and I had fifteen years? This lady is confusing. What I want is two things: knowing who has put his paw with my card and crap in their ancestors.
"Um, I do not understand is how is that blocked as well for good.
I take the card, looks at her and says:
-Ahhhhhhh ... I know why you are blocked!
And hit me a look of "but look that you hear, man."
"Because this card is old, now we have changed the chips that carry ... the micro ... the gossip ...
"The microchip.
- That!
And triumphantly declaim:
"That is the reason that you've blocked the card.
"I think it's great, but would not it have been right to warn me that the card would be disabled?
And you miss the exhilaration of scientific discovery.
"Sure, sure. Let me see.
tecletea And something on your computer.
"I do not understand is how you have blocked the old card if you have not been issued the new card.
I do not understand is how I have not yet grasped by the shoulders and I tossed a voice of ES-PA-BI-LA. Ah, yes I know: it's morning, I'm fresh as a flower and my instinct ogre berserker is still embryonic.
"Well, I happened on Monday. Or, will the queen consort, co-owner of the account and collect on my behalf. Is there a problem?
-need a permit.
"Okay. Is a role I authorize my roll or prepare you some kind of document?
-La you can do yourself.
"Perfect. Now I want to make a complaint.
And look at me hare dazzled.
- Excuse me?
"That would make a claim. As the error and inconvenience.
"We here have no complaint form, you must call Customer Service.
-No. I have no need to call anywhere. I shall make a written complaint.
-Ehhh ... it is that we do not have ... These leaves are good for the Government ...
"Those are what I want, I will be perfect.
"Well, this ... I have not myself, I have to ask is the a mate. Wait till I tell you.
"Okay, I'll wait. I should have been at work, so I did not come from a little longer.
And so, moving on to Act Three, I met the Manager Sales and Service.
[continues]
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