Surely some of you, after what leísteis yesterday, not perceive the same way your BlackBerry device.
But if there is still some brave to say that these are little more than nonsense, here are the rest of the text of the Security Manual, a compendium of joy and good cheer as they come.
Let's go to page 5 of the script:
" exposure to flashing lights on the BlackBerry device can trigger epileptic seizures or blackouts and can be dangerous to you or to others. " If we combine skillfully managing the speaker and the brightness of the screen, the BlackBerry device can be an effective device defense against theft and assault.
" If you use your BlackBerry device while driving can put you and others at greater risk of an accident causing serious injury, death or property loss ." Needless to say, if you drive a gasoline tanker truck loaded to capacity, it will explode with much noise and huge plumes of black smoke.
" not use your BlackBerry device to gases as they may present a risk of fire or explosion ." Which recommended to avoid diets rich in vegetables, obviously.
" not pull the BlackBerry device to fire as this can cause an explosion causing serious injury, death or property loss ." To end in a definite way with the BlackBerry device will only throw the Mount Doom.
" use your BlackBerry device on an aircraft may affect the implementation, communication and operation of the aircraft [...] and be illegal. " At this point, what one issue is whether the manufacture and possession of BlackBerry devices is an illegal act in itself.
And if we do not shake your hand, turn to page 6 to finish reading that:
" From an intrinsic point of view, no BlackBerry devices be considered safe, so it can not be used in the presence of explosives, explosive powder or other chemicals of an explosive nature [...] "and ends with the serious injury, death, loss property, blablabla, amputations, pain, etc.
From the foregoing, the phrase that best sums it up is " From an intrinsic point of view, BlackBerry devices can not be considered safe ."
Period. The rest is recreated unnecessarily in pain and suffering.
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