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According to a diplomatic cable published by the U.S. embassy site WikiLeaks, the origin of the protests and demonstrations Maghreb countries were dumped by the hurtful comments Manolo PG, a retired plumber Rivas-Vaciamadrid.

The cables show that the English citizen, on a trip to Tunisia he gave his children for Christmas, he devoted himself body and soul wherever he went malmeter happening.

"Manolo is very typical," laments his wife Engracia, "It makes me very embarrassed to go with him to travel there, nothing like it, all criticism, but lately passed the line. "

Other passengers who had met him on this trip, operated by Belentours indicate that he spent the whole time ranting, "That if birria tiny country, if they [we omit the expression] never reach the height Europeans, I do not wonder if all these governments are thieves and a corrupt, that much beach and not a good cunt in sight ".

English Ambassador in Tunis, Cosano Don Antonio, said that" the Tunisian people are very sense, the situation was somewhat tense lately and just lacked a little spark to ignite the flame of revolution. What other countries has been a logical consequence. "

Several intelligence analysts and technicians in geopolitics are now considering the possibility that PG Manolo is indeed the cause of the high rate of immigration from Eastern Europe in our country, for a few years ago the individual in question visited Romania by coach tour.

When asked, Dona Engracia acknowledges: "Of course, everyone who is told that because we do not live in Spain, and Spain that is not eaten, that if women are the hottest English that what is needed in Spain are people who work ... to hear is this string is? ".

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Bank (Part III - The papers, please)

[coming from the previous chapter]

Act III - Branch bank. Table in the Sales and Service Manager.

fault Witch lift your buttocks from the chair and goes to the principal's office. At the time, one of the people in Act II was scratching his ass in that part of the office comes to me and invites me to have to sit at her table. Ask me how I can help.

"I was asking for a complaint form. The Bank has blocked my card by mistake.

"Yeah. So you tell me if this happened to you during the weekend? Is that the weekend had many problems with the cards y. ..

"No, the problem I had on Tuesday. But I have more or less clear what has happened so if you give me the complaint form, please.

-Ya ... is that in order to a claim you must call Customer Service if you want to call it now from here.

-No. The claim I want to put in writing.

"Because we do not have, only those of the Government ...

[But what has given them pound the leaves of the Government, if these are precisely the ones that really go to church. Leaves the bank's internal complaints are only useful if someone wants to give top importance.]

- Of these, those are what I want!

"Okay, now you bring it, but let me look at what has happened exactly, because you should have received a new card with the chip replacing the one you have been canceled. All were delivered.

- And how do you know who surrendered all?

"Because all were sent.

-Send is not the same as surrender. Or is it that you have sent by certified mail?

-mail not normal.

"Then you have the security that has been delivered. The letter may get lost, go to the wrong floor, someone can take from my mailbox, I can think of many ways that a letter does not reach me.

"But we've been tracking. Do not you have called to see if you had received?

"No, never.

-Ya.

gets up and brings me DOS * complaint forms: the bank (not have) and the Generalitat (Catalan Consumer Agency). Before you begin filling it occurs to me to make an interesting thought:

- Should not the Bank of Calafell have the ability to know if a customer still using an old card and then to take appropriate action to alert you have to contact the Bank to pick up the new?

"That is how we did.

rose again and shows me a list that includes all persons who were mailed the new card and that months later still had not activated. The girl I said:

-A these people have been calling to say "hey, did you get the card? Well activadla." And if we say no, we ask you to stop by the office to collect it. The error that has occurred is that you are on this list, we have not named and has blocked the card.

- Can you see if the Queen Consort in this listing?

"Yes, here it is.

"Well the card is still operational.

"Okay, let's do something, we ask for new cards to two so you can come to collect the same day.

- Does that mean cancel your card now?

"Yes.

The first thing that goes through your head is saying, "to have a college degree, probably in Economics, I think it's a pretty stupid idea, there are many people out of work you could do your job better and I seems that money is handled in banks is in the hands of genuine incompetent. " Instead I said:

"It seems like a good idea because right now the only card that helps us get money and buy. We can not do without it until Monday of next week.

"Sure.

And to try to prove a person who controls and that really wants to help and not hinder me says

- Is the Queen Consort at home? The call to ask him to check if it still works today card. If it works, fine. If not, tell me. In any case I call before two in the afternoon to tell.

not quite understand the strategy of making this call. If the card works, cojo. If not, will have to go to the office to poke the commercial manager. It seems a rather silly but harmless idea, so we'll make the call.

Ring, ring. The Queen Consort with me sleepy voice answered. I explain that I'm solving the card and check his work. Mission accomplished.

"Well, now if you do not mind, will fill the two claim forms.

Twenty minutes later, with sore hands, and I did not write much in my exam time, I leave the official pages of the Government for the seal and give me my copy. The bank, as there has been tracing sheet, I ask that the seal and make me a photocopy.

profidén And with a smile, hoping that all this has served as something, I say goodbye to the business manager with my claims under the arm.

* is curious to know that this self-proclaimed bank financial institution receives fewer complaints ... But if they make it impossible for you not to!

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Reclameitor Strikes Bank (Part II - I want to talk to the director)

[coming from the previous chapter]

Act I - Interior room.

Sunrise. Alarm clock. I get up, I have a meadita and I look in the mirror. I smile. Today will be a great day. It'll be a mess that does not know where it is inserted.

The advantage of having to go to the bank first thing in the morning is that at the time of day show floor more hostile in my grade. Also, I feel fresh, clear, perfectly capable of maintaining a tense but polite, distilling bile and kindness in equal measure.

Act II - Branch bank. A cashier at the counter, a customer and two unclassified scratching his ass in the office of director.

Paso double security door and entered the scene.

The client I have before me have cloned the card and have She made online purchases from the United States. Perfect to warm up the crowd at 8:15 am. Unfortunately, the bank can not do anything, put a complaint with the police, they feel much and blabla.

my turn.

"Good morning. Yesterday I went to buy a bond at a metro ticket machine and told me that the bank card had been disabled. I called the telephone support from Banco de Calafell and they said they had reported the loss. As I said no loss was reported then rectified and they told me it was a mistake. A bank error. Desbloqueéis come to that.

The cashier, who is a close relative of the Witch failure, I look over the rim of his glasses and says,

"Oh, no. We can not unlock if you have been blocked.

"But if they have blocked by mistake ...

"Let's see, let your Denei.

I give it. Checks the data on the screen and confirms:

"Yes, is blocked por pérdida.

-Ya pues, ni se ha perdido ni se ha denunciado la pérdida.

-¿Entonces?

Y me remito al párrafo 5 del acto segundo.

-Ya. Pues te tendré que pedir una nueva. Hoy estamos a miércoles... el lunes la puedes venir a buscar.

-Y mientras tanto, me quedo sin tarjeta y sin poder sacar dinero, comprar, y todo porque alguien ha cometido un error.

"Well, if you need money and you tell me how much you want ...

to see see see ... Is giving me pocket money "as my mother and I had fifteen years? This lady is confusing. What I want is two things: knowing who has put his paw with my card and crap in their ancestors.

"Um, I do not understand is how is that blocked as well for good.

I take the card, looks at her and says:

-Ahhhhhhh ... I know why you are blocked!

And hit me a look of "but look that you hear, man."

"Because this card is old, now we have changed the chips that carry ... the micro ... the gossip ...

"The microchip.

- That!

And triumphantly declaim:

"That is the reason that you've blocked the card.

"I think it's great, but would not it have been right to warn me that the card would be disabled?

And you miss the exhilaration of scientific discovery.

"Sure, sure. Let me see.

tecletea And something on your computer.

"I do not understand is how you have blocked the old card if you have not been issued the new card.

I do not understand is how I have not yet grasped by the shoulders and I tossed a voice of ES-PA-BI-LA. Ah, yes I know: it's morning, I'm fresh as a flower and my instinct ogre berserker is still embryonic.

"Well, I happened on Monday. Or, will the queen consort, co-owner of the account and collect on my behalf. Is there a problem?

-need a permit.

"Okay. Is a role I authorize my roll or prepare you some kind of document?

-La you can do yourself.

"Perfect. Now I want to make a complaint.

And look at me hare dazzled.

- Excuse me?

"That would make a claim. As the error and inconvenience.

"We here have no complaint form, you must call Customer Service.

-No. I have no need to call anywhere. I shall make a written complaint.

-Ehhh ... it is that we do not have ... These leaves are good for the Government ...

"Those are what I want, I will be perfect.

"Well, this ... I have not myself, I have to ask is the a mate. Wait till I tell you.

"Okay, I'll wait. I should have been at work, so I did not come from a little longer.

And so, moving on to Act Three, I met the Manager Sales and Service.

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